Played Tactical Breach Wizards (store.steampowered.com)
In Tactical Breach Wizards, you lead a team of renegade wizards in kevlar through turn-based battles to unravel a modern conspiracy plot. Combine their unique spells in clever ways, or rewind time to try every crazy plan you can think of to punch a Traffic Warlock through a 4th story window.
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Image from Steam for Tactical Breach Wizards

I been playing this over the last week or so and absolutely loving it. I’m not even sure the gameplay is the best part. The writing, world building and the art style are just so good.

Watched If Anything Happens I Love You (2020) by an author from letterboxd.com
In this Oscar-winning short film, grieving parents journey through an emotional void as they mourn the loss of a child after a tragic school shooting.

My only take away from this is that, if my kid was a victim in a school shooting, they couldn’t text me because they don’t have a phone.

If Anything Happens I Love You, 2020

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Watched Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) by an author from letterboxd.com
A group of scientists in San Francisco struggle to stay alive in the aftermath of a plague that is wiping out humanity, while Caesar tries to maintain dominance over his community of intelligent apes.

This is a frankly astonishing movie. Not only does the story invoke genuine tension regarding the health and well-being of talking monkeys*, but also deftly holds a mirror to humanity and ably demonstrates the inevitable outcome of fear and hatred. It does all this without being even remotely preachy about it, which even lauded and “worthy” Hollywood fare often cannot avoid.

Then, just to top it off (and almost for fun), the main cast of characters are rendered in entirely believable CGI, captured using a revolutionary technique.

The fact that the sources of this fear and hatred are so recognisable today (2024), just elevates the whole thing even further.

★★★★★

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Watched Lone Survivor (2013) by an author from letterboxd.com
Four Navy SEALs on a covert mission to neutralize a high-level Taliban operative must make an impossible moral decision in the mountains of Afghanistan that leads them into an enemy ambush. As they confront unthinkable odds, the SEALs must find reserves of strength and resilience to fight to the finish.

This review may contain spoilers.

If we pretend this is NOT based on a “true story”, the first part of this, up until they jump down the first cliff, is pretty decent war movie stuff. By this point, most of them have taken some flesh wounds that, I believe, guys like this could fight through.

What I don’t believe you can overcome with mental fortitude and pride in your unit history is falling 20+ feet down an almost vertical, rockstrewn hillside without breaking multiple bones. I’m even more skeptical that a weapon could take that much punishment and still, apparently, work perfectly.

From this point on, then, we’re in almost complete hollywood fantasy land and it’s bad. Saying it’s based on a true story makes it worse.

Apparently, even the “truth” of the base story is VERY sketchy. The size of the enemy force was estimated, by various sources, to be between 8 and 50. That’s a big enough variation that I’m taking double helpings of salt with the rest of the facts.

What does seem undisputed is that, three of the four SEALs were killed in fairly short order by the Taliban, and Marcus did indeed survive because he was protected by local villagers. This outcome does actually make the last 10 minutes surprisingly moving. The fact that Marcus was actually rescued several weeks later, and protected by the villagers for a much longer period than depicted, makes me feel there might be a better version of this story.

Apparently it’s not one that will sell movie tickets, though.

★★½ (contains spoilers)

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My pitch for a new social media platform:

Our app will allow children of any age (but we’ll put 13 in the T&Cs), to engage in completely unmoderated chat with total strangers of all ages from all over the world! They’ll be able to freely exchanged photos, videos and any kind of file without restriction!

Can you imagine pitching that and getting investment? The current situation with kids and social media is ludicrous.

The rules for “branded content” on Instagram are very clear but there is no way to report Posts that don’t meet the requirements. Funny that.

Watched Prometheus (2012) by an author from letterboxd.com
A team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

I renounce my previous review. There is no cogent story here.

We’re invited to guess a lot of the motivations in this movie, especially regarding David, but any conclusions you might draw will only last a scene or two and then be completely upended.

Is this just a slowly unfolding plot, though? No, because, when you reach the conclusion and the character’s “actual” motivations are revealed, you’ll be able to track back and find them acting to the contrary.

Applying Occam’s razor, rather than conclude that this is an extremely complex and naunced story, with many philosophical meditations on existence, it’s baldly obvious this is just a bunch of preconceived set pieces/visuals/story beats, lifted straight off the studio pitch story boards, and pasted together with a “story” glue made of bullshit.

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Watched The Sum of All Fears (2002) by an author from letterboxd.com
When the president of Russia suddenly dies, a man whose politics are virtually unknown succeeds him. The change in political leaders sparks paranoia among American CIA officials, so CIA director Bill Cabot recruits a young analyst to supply insight and advice on the situation. Then the unthinkable happens: a nuclear bomb explodes in a U.S. city, and America is quick to blame the Russians.

Great story, thanks to the novel, but not a great film. Although I did like the far-right replacing the islamists!

★★½

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Watched Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018) by an author from letterboxd.com
It has been ten years since The Battle of the Breach and the oceans are still, but restless. Vindicated by the victory at the Breach, the Jaeger program has evolved into the most powerful global defense force in human history. The PPDC now calls upon the best and brightest to rise up and become the next generation of heroes when the Kaiju threat returns.

Woke up 8am Sunday morning, my 12 yo son was 10 minutes into this. Sat on the sofa and watched it to the end with him. We has great time. Five star life experience from a three star movie.

★★★

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