I wanted to like this but there is very little to recommend it. I have never used the word ‘pastiche’ in my life but it is perfect here.
Watch Jennifer’s Body instead.
★★
The year is 1988. Abby and Gretchen have been best friends since fourth grade. After an evening of skinny-dipping goes disastrously wrong, Gretchen begins to act…different, which leads Abby to suspect her best friend may be possessed by a demon. With help from some unlikely allies, Abby embarks on a quest to save Gretchen. But is their friendship powerful enough to beat the devil?