I just disabled desktop alerts for new emails in Outlook. No idea why that took me two years of using Teams to do…

You know that scene in Scott Pilgrim where Scott tricks Todd into drinking half-and-half just by “thinking real hard” about which cup he put it in? Well, this morning, I thought real hard about taking my medication on time and now I don’t know if I took it or not.

I still think the biggest problem with #Partygate is that hashtag. It didn’t need to be a “party”, it needed to be an indoor gathering for non-work purposes that breached the rules in place at the time.

Yes, it is ridiculous that, say, 5 people, working in a socially distanced office, who had face-to-face contact throughout the day, could not stand together and sing someone happy birthday. But those were the rules and people bent over backwards to follow them.

Since we realised, recognised and accepted that we were both neuro-diverse, me and my bro get on LOADS better.

“People say things ‘in heat of moment’ on WhatsApp ‘they don’t really believe’, says minister, defending Gavin Williamson”

All those Met coppers exchanging those hateful texts must be kicking themselves for not using the “I didn’t really mean it” defence…

How. How I ask you, are there no Chopper (from Rebels) / Firefly mash-ups?!

I wanted a t-shirt with Chopper in a browncoat with the legend “I am aim to misbehave.” Make it happen artists!

Just when it seemed like things couldn’t get any worse! Just leave it alone! https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/nicola-bulley-psychic-gift-body-found-b2286238.html