Watched Cujo (1983) by an author from letterboxd.com
A friendly St. Bernard named "Cujo" contracts rabies and conducts a reign of terror on a small American town.

I did not expect this to be as good as it was to be honest. I’ve not read the book, but having read some King, I imagine that the overall tone of domestic melodrama, sprinkled with extreme trauma, is pretty much bang on.

I know one thing for sure: viewers with a child are watching a different movie to those without a child.

Can’t forgive the Mum for breaking so many horror movie rules, though. Elementary errors all round!

Oh, and I forgot to mention the uncredited four-legged star(s)! They are fantastic and I felt so sorry for them in all that awful make-up!

★★★½

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Watched Nope (2022) by an author from letterboxd.com
Residents in a lonely gulch of inland California bear witness to an uncanny, chilling discovery.

You make a film like Get Out, people are always going to come into your films with a certain expectation.

You make an excellent homage to a classic b-movie and people give you the “iffy” wobbly-hand of doom….

★★★★

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Watched Jungle Cruise (2021) by an author from letterboxd.com
Dr. Lily Houghton enlists the aid of wisecracking skipper Frank Wolff to take her down the Amazon in his dilapidated boat. Together, they search for an ancient tree that holds the power to heal – a discovery that will change the future of medicine.

I watch a lot of “family” films with the children (8&11) and they are roundly poor. This, though, exceeded my expectations.

When we sat down to watch this, I had no idea that, like Pirates of the Carribean, it was “based” on a ride. And I honestly thought it was really clever how they made that link without labouring it. With that out of the way it just turns into a fun, fantasy adventure.

Surprisingly, it delivered a lot of laughs, but this is mostly down to the main cast who are all very good. Emily Blunt is a fantastic comic actress and she generated the most laughs for me. Dwayne manages to be earnest in the right places, despite the fantastical themes, and maintains a subtle edge of unlikeability. Jack Whitehall seems to be playing a version of his own Dad from “Travels with my Father” and that’s as excellent as you might expect. And it’s all neatly leavened with Jessie Plemmons, playing a ridiculous caricature of a German prince (or something) and some well conceptualised CG baddies, that make undead pirates seem a bit dull.

The gender politics aren’t hammered home and even my 11 y/o got some of the more subtle jokes on the topic.

On the downside, the music in places is terrible: anachronistic and off the pace. And the pace slackens in a few places so we can learn inconsequential details about characters. Once again, it’s just that tiny bit too long.

★★★★

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Watched The Pale Blue Eye (2022) by an author from letterboxd.com
A seasoned detective investigates a series of murders at the U.S. Military Academy in West Point in 1830. He is assisted in his investigation by an intelligent and eager young cadet named Edgar Allan Poe, who will go on to become one of America's most influential authors and the originator of the detective genre.

Think Harry Melling is the best thing here, followed closely by Gillian Anderson who seems to be having a wonderful time. The production’s impressive too. Shame about the story.

★★½

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Watched The Batman (2022) by an author from letterboxd.com
In his second year of fighting crime, Batman uncovers corruption in Gotham City that connects to his own family while facing a serial killer known as the Riddler.

Good but some way short of great.

I had Joker from Lego Batman ringing in my ears throughout the finale…

“This is better than the two boats!”

★★★★

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Watched M3GAN (2022) by an author from letterboxd.com
A brilliant toy company roboticist uses artificial intelligence to develop M3GAN, a life-like doll programmed to emotionally bond with her newly orphaned niece. But when the doll's programming works too well, she becomes overprotective of her new friend with terrifying results.

Does anything actually happen in this film?

★★

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Watched Frankenhooker (1990) by an author from letterboxd.com
A medical school dropout loses his fiancée in a tragic lawnmower incident and decides to bring her back to life. Unfortunately, he was only able to save her head, so he goes to the red light district in the city and lures prostitutes into a hotel room so he can collect body parts to reassemble her.

Giving an extra star for the finale. Watch Basket Case instead.

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Watched Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) by an author from letterboxd.com
Lake Tahoe, 1969. Seven strangers, each one with a secret to bury, meet at El Royale, a decadent motel with a dark past. In the course of a fateful night, everyone will have one last shot at redemption.

Liked this a lot, right up until the start of the third act. I’m not sure if it’s Chris Hemsworth lacking the menace to pull this off or it just fizzles out. Or both. Shame.

★★★½

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Watched Split Second (1992) by an author from letterboxd.com
In a flooded future London, Detective Harley Stone hunts a serial killer who murdered his partner and has haunted him ever since — but he soon discovers what he is hunting might not be human.

Objectively one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. But I enjoyed it well enough.

★★★

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Watched Last Night in Soho (2021) by an author from letterboxd.com
A young girl, passionate about fashion design, is mysteriously able to enter the 1960s where she encounters her idol, a dazzling wannabe singer. But 1960s London is not what it seems, and time seems to be falling apart with shady consequences.

I was onboard, with some reservations, for maybe the first hour but then… Dog this is awful.

The coda just puts the tin hat on it.

The story might have made a decent six part drama mystery but as a film?! Oh, no. No no no.

½

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